Have you ever felt weird or out of place? Have you ever felt like no one understands you, and that you just don’t belong? Is life too hard but dying too easy? Do you ever dream about going to a party in a basement where everyone is wearing shades and nobody cares?
W∆VE C∆VE 3 might be able to help.
Anonymous Testimonials from W∆VES 1+2:
“There are so many cool outfits.”
“I’m trippin balls right now.”
“I’m so tired.”
W∆VE C∆VE 3 is packed with vitamins and nutrients specifically designed for your active lifestyle, and has been approved by the American Dental Administration.
This month we’ll be taking audiovisualogy lessons from RETAIL THERAPY (PAT CHANEY + JOE MYGAN) a video band made up of members who can only be described as victims of consumerism. Members of Retail Therapy only purchase products from the Home Shopping Network and infomercials, and live by the creed “As Seen on TV”.
RAQ CITY (ALEX BLAQ) is not messing around. Coming back from a hiatus, this Whole Foods Team Member is putting on his performance pants, dusting off his drum machine, and is ready to make sounds that Prince would swoon over. Yr gonna love it.
W∆VE C∆VE DJs El Poser and DayGlow spin EXXXCLUSIVELY buzzworthy relevant electronic dance music very loudly.
Ian Deleon is back from the other side of the world and might make a video or do something cool too.
Please check with your doctor before attending W∆VE C∆VE 3. Side effects may include shortness of breath, sudden arousal, hearing loss, impregnation and mild intoxication.
C U THERE!